everything & nothing

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metalliccolouredtitan:

*deep breath*

THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN I AS A MALE WITH MANY FEMALE FRIENDS HAVE TO FREQUENTLY PRETEND TO BE MY FRIENDS BOYFRIEND SIMPLY SO OTHER DUDES WONT BE CREEPY AND FUCKING GROPE THEM

THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN THEY RESPECT COMPETITION MORE THAN THE ACTUAL PERSON THEYRE TRYING TO GET WITH

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If you repeat something over and over again it loses its meaning; You watch the sunset too often it just becomes 6 pm, you make the same mistake over and over you stop calling it a mistake. If you just wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up one day you’ll forget why
Phil Kaye from Repetition (via kiddings)

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

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littlebarbiesluts:

A “gay” penguin couple in a Madrid zoo has been given an egg of their own to care for after six springs of building nests together and being disappointed their nests were empty.
“We wanted them to have something to stay together for — so we got an egg,” 

littlebarbiesluts:

A “gay” penguin couple in a Madrid zoo has been given an egg of their own to care for after six springs of building nests together and being disappointed their nests were empty.

“We wanted them to have something to stay together for — so we got an egg,” 

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jvanling:

chelsfournier:

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.
One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.
The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.
Vocabulary is important.

I had a friend in kindergarten who was a boy and whenever one of our parents took us to Mcdonald’s they would get a girl toy for me and a boy toy for him but we would always just secretly trade toys in the backseat.

I always got boy toys because they were more fun.

jvanling:

chelsfournier:

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.

One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.

The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.

Vocabulary is important.

I had a friend in kindergarten who was a boy and whenever one of our parents took us to Mcdonald’s they would get a girl toy for me and a boy toy for him but we would always just secretly trade toys in the backseat.

I always got boy toys because they were more fun.

(Source: scarfetsu)